Mother: No, he’s 15 months.
toddx: So young!
(steps off elevator)
toddx: (internal monologue) Don’t talk to those people again until they start measuring age in years like normal people. And, next time, wait for the Adults Only elevator. Where’s my cocktail? (grumble) Kids! (grumble)
Posted by: melvin | Aug 11, 2012 2:20:50 PM